damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing
Im not plugging my charger into a woman
The last comment actually just killed me.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.